There Are No Giant Crabs In This Novel, by Jason Pargin (REVIEW) — Handlers of Weird Phenomena Face Mayhem in the Multiverse (Plus Huge Crabs)
A trio of slightly [ okay, wildly ] off-kilter, if still somewhat-regular(ish) friends... whose sole (current) mission in life seems to involve disseminating misinformation about unexplained phenomena... occurring [for reasons not entirely known] in some [unnamed] small Midwestern town. But this time? It’s only the fate of the world [ worlds! They are legion! ] up for grabs. What could go wrong?! Well, pretty much everything ... in the fifth entry of Jason Pargin’s bonkers horror/sci-fi/urban fantasy mashup-of-a-series about John (and friends), There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel . It’s an otherwise perfectly normal—well, as “normal” as that word can mean, given the folks involved—morning, when an uninvited stranger suddenly appears in Dave and (still-asleep girlfriend) Amy’s apartment. A strange sound, a notable change in the atmosphere, then just like that, Dave is facing a living Adonis... who seems to expect things from Dave that he isn’t remotely p...