Zombie, Ohio: A Shocking Tale of Survival Among the Undead, by Scott Kenemore (REVIEW) — Forget the Red Coats... the Zombies are Coming!
Sure, you consider yourself a broad-minded person, but let’s be honest... no matter how enlightened you may be, it’s almost impossible to feel warm fuzzies toward zombies. That whole “ I-wanna-catch-you-and-eat-your-braaaaain! ” thing (not verbalized, of course-- it’s awfully hard to talk when your own brain is nothing but mush and your lips have long since rotted away --but made abundantly clear via the grasping hands and gaping mouth holes) pretty much precludes anyone “normal” (and breathing) from forming a close and personal relationship with a member of the walking (and putrifying) dead. Or so I thought, anyway, until I gleefully stumbled upon Scott Kenemore’s Zombie, Ohio: A Tale of the Undead ... and what must be the most unusual take on zombies, ever . Peter Mellor is a popular college professor at a small university out in the middle of Nowhere, Ohio. ( Yes, obviously the little town actually has a name, but the point is, it’s not important. ) A handsome and charming (i...